Well, this has been even more fun than I thought. Lebron made the right Decision 2.0, got back to the poetry, absolutely killed his Sports Illustrated essay, and the next decade of NBA power has shifted to a team that will be good, wholesome, family fun. Everybody’s happy… Except the few Cleveland fans who are too ashamed of their jersey burning past to get back on the bandwagon, and the even fewer remaining Heat fans, who are probably hiding somewhere in that aforementioned bandwagon. My favorite part of the Decision 2.0 has been watching Miami people act understanding and mature, even though we all know they want to throw a Dan Gilbert. Sometimes we learn from other people’s mistakes, and it makes us look smarter than we are.
Lebron’s time in Miami was necessary, and crazy fun to watch, but his return to Cleveland has validated it even more than I thought possible. It will be remembered as some kind of weird combination of Jordan’s baseball sabbatical and time with the Wizards, except that it resulted in 4 straight Finals appearances and one of the best big threes of all time. It’s hard to imagine almost 15,000 minutes of playing time being thought of as a refreshing break, but that’s kind of what it has to be for Lebron. His time in Miami got the monkey off his back, made him more mature, and eliminated any and all “weaknesses” he had in his game. He will now be coming back to an energized and ecstatic home crowd, and a team that will be even more completely his own than the Cavs team he took to the ‘07 finals. They’re going to win 50 plus games, and be crazy athletic. These guys are babies though, and it will be interesting to see how early and often Lebron gets frustrated with them. I’ll get to the Love trade in a bit, but even if that goes down, Lebron will be the only player on this Cavs team with significant playoff experience, and growing pains are to be expected. I can’t wait to watch him turn Kyrie into Mario Chalmers. (Does he call him Rie, instead of Rio?)
In the meantime, free agency went… Very strangely. The poor Rockets flopped harder than their leading scorer. They didn’t get Bosh, and gave up Jeremy Lin, a first round pick, and Chandler Parsons in the process. It’s too bad, because the only story better than Lebron going home would be Lebron, Wade (from Chicago), and Bosh (from Texas) going home.
The Bulls got a consolation prize in Pau, but Houston looks considerably less attractive than they did a week ago. I would say kudos to Bosh for not joining up with two of the least appealing star teammates in the league, but he would’ve been better off there. Him and Wade just became mostly irrelevant. The Heat can and will make the Playoffs with Luol Deng filling in, but unless D-Wade miraculously flashes some old school Flash, they’re merely pretty good.
The Knicks, Mavericks, and Jazz have locked themselves into a similar purgatory by re-signing their star players. The Knicks did well to hold on to Melo, but I have no idea what he’s thinking ($$$). There is no realistic scenario in which he finds teammates that can help him compete for championships in the next couple years. Signing that contract might have sealed his fate as one of the greatest scorers to never have an important playoff moment. Dirk remains incredibly loyal to Cuban and the Mavericks, but the addition of Chandler Parsons doesn’t really make them relevant either. The Jazz should have used Gordon Hayward as a trade chip a long time ago, and now they’re paying 15 million a year for a guy who should be the 5th best guy on a championship team.
The Hornets added Captain Earblower at a reasonable 9 million per year, but the Hornets (who used to be my hometown team), have a decent group of young talent that is, honestly, not going to take them anywhere fast. They might legitimately be about as good as the Pacers now, but they have pretty much added themselves to a long list of good teams in the East that real contenders simply aren’t scared to face. You’re not winning a title when your best two players look like Cabbage Patch Kids.
The only team other than the Cavs who entered the contender conversation in free agency is the Bulls. Whether or not The Return 2.0 will be blessed by the basketball gods is impossible to know. There has been amazingly little coverage of his second comeback, but if it’s even 80 percent of a success, the addition of Gasol and Summer League favorite Dougy McBuckets, and the subtraction of the black hole formerly known as Carlos Boozer could make them favorites in the East. Please, basketball gods, let D-Rose shine his light on us.
The last remaining Lebromino is Kevin Wesley Love. Carmelo, Bosh, Wade, Dirk, Stephenson. They’re all good players. They can make a difference. But this last decision Cleveland has to make will decide the fate of the league for the next decade. People are jumping on both sides of the argument like it’s a no brainer, but this is one of the toughest front office decisions anybody has ever faced. Make no mistake, either way, the Cavs will be awesome to watch. They can’t exactly lose. The dream scenario for the Cavs would be if Minnesota gave in and took some combination of Waiters, Tristan Thompson, Anthony Bennett, and picks. This is still a possibility, and the Cavs should be patient and see if they can make it happen. If they can’t though, this is my bulletproof logic behind keeping Wiggins.
1. The Cavs hold all the cards. Love probably won’t promise to sign anywhere else next year now that he’s talked to Lebron. Even the Warriors best offer probably still isn’t better than the parts the Cavaliers are offering. The sad part for the Wolves is, if the Cavs are patient, and we end up watching Wiggins look way overrated for half a season, he’s still the best the Wolves can do.
2. Adding Love makes Cleveland a new big three, which comes with all kinds of pressure that a younger roster wouldn’t have. Lebron could mentor them for a couple years, help them grow into a team, and all the forgiving and understanding people of Cleveland would just smile and laugh, because, hey, they got their baby back.
3. Love becomes a free agent next year anyways. Even after paying Kyrie, with a crafty move or two and another bump in the league’s salary cap, the Cavs could sign him outright. That roster is Terrifying.
4. Love and Irving have: A. never made the playoffs, and B. missed 129 games combined over the last three seasons. (Yes, I accounted for the lockout.) They’re at least a teeny tiny bit overrated by being good players on bad teams.
5. Usually when the best player in the world retires, his team sucks for years after. Kyrie, Wiggins and company might be able to pick up right where Lebron’s run comes to an end. When Lebron is 40 (In 2024), Kyrie and Wiggins will be 32 and 29.
6. Keeping Wiggins lets Lebron guard the second best wing scorer on the opposing team. In the East, that would be: Jimmy Butler, Joe Johnson, Terrence Ross, Luol Deng, Bradley Beal, and Kemba Walker. As an added bonus, Lebron will sleep like a baby.
7. Along those same lines, do you really want to build a dynasty around Kevin and Kyrie, two of the only guys to have multiple youtube hits demonstrating their poor defense, who also happen to only be equipped to “guard” the two deepest and most athletic positions in the league?
8. Wiggins rookie salary requires another two or three valuable guys to be moved in order to match Love’s. We’re not sure what the Cavs other young guys are capable of yet, but the only reason to sacrifice that much youth and depth would be to create a big four. We’ve already seen that three stars surrounded by minimum contract guys doesn’t automatically win you a title.
9. Making Lebron the undisputed leader of a gang of young, enthusiastic number one picks will make a way better blockbuster in the summer of 2030.
10. I rest my case.
The only argument I will listen to for the Cavs giving up Wiggins is the fantastic Pepsi MAX commercials Uncle Drew, Uncle Wes, and Uncle Bron would make. I’ll stop drinking Coke forever if that happens. But, I can wait a year. Let’s hope Cleveland can too.